SERIOUSLY. SLEEP WITH FOUR EYES OPEN.

DONT LET THE BED PRINCESSES BITE

HAPPY ENDING TO ALL AND TO ALL A HAPPY NITE

LET ME MEET THE HIDDEN FIGURES

DISNEY. WHO REALLY RUNS DISNEY.

MY ROOM AND IPHONE ARE PROBABLY BUGGED ANYWAY

AND RING CAMS

SIRI AND ALEXA ARE BOTH ON GUARD

*SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHTS ON TONITE*

KIDDING. STOP. KIDDING. JUST JOKES.

I’LL FAQ YOU UP

WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS IS WATERBOARDING ME RIGHT NOW

WHO ARE THESE CREATURES BECAUSE THEY ARE FOR SURE NOT HUMAN

SOMEHOW I BECAME A CINDERELLA IN NEED OF A PRINCESS CHARMING

THE CODE OF THE JEDI

LET US KEEP THAT A SECRET

I AM NOT SURE I OWN ANYTHING OF MY OWN NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!!

NO JOKE

SPICIEST CHILI PEPPERS IN THE MULTIVERSE

LIFELONG REGISTERED NURSE

TIGER MOMS

TECHNICALLY THE RAV 4 IS ALSO HERS

UNHUMBLE BRAGGING 4 4 4 LIFE